ANSWERS

These are the answers to the questions that I get asked every single day without fail.

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

no they don't bite, no they are not mean, yes they are parrots, 2 boys and 2 girls, between 7 and 33 years old, they are all about 20 years old (to avoid further questions), the green one, it's a 4 bird hybrid, harrah's is 3 buildings that way, o'sheas is across the intersection, I don't believe they are still serving breakfast, the bus is $5 for 2 hours and $7 for a 24 hour pass, they might poop on you, no they can't sense fear, no i am not worried about them biting my ear, 1 for $14 and 3 for $20, no you can't use your camera, no I can't take a tip to allow you to shoot your own photos, no the birds aren't cold, no their claws don't hurt, yes they could bite you, but they won't, no I don't own the birds, they are owned by an animal park in Miami, no they can't fly, their wings are clipped, because they like me, no you can't touch them, no you can't pet them, not they don't talk, sometimes they say hello but they aren't trained to do it, he is a 4 bird hybrid, a green wing, a scarlet, a blue & gold, and a military, these three birds plus one more, the imperial palace is 2 buildings that way.

So you can see my day can be a series of absolutely inane questions that never seem to stop.

It wears you out some days